I Don’t Wanna Use Foreman

Foreman breaks our smoke test. Why? It’s a strange, tortuous journey, which we thankfully skim over. The conclusion: kick Foreman to the curb. Instead, we decide to simulate Heroku’s behavior by parsing and running the Procfile ourselves. In the process, we fall victim to one of the classic blunders. (No, not going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Worse.)

  1. LL5Deploying a Node.js Web Server to Heroku

    Sat, 29 Sep ’12
  2. LL8Automatopia

    Fri, 30 Nov ’12
  3. E28Which Host?

    Mon, 17 Sep ’12
  4. E29I Don’t Wanna Use Foreman

    Wed, 19 Sep ’12
  5. E30Parse the Procfile

    Fri, 21 Sep ’12
  6. E31Deploy It

    Mon, 24 Sep ’12
  7. E32To the Web!

    Wed, 26 Sep ’12