I Don’t Wanna Use Foreman

Foreman breaks our smoke test. Why? It’s a strange, tortuous journey, which we thankfully skim over. The conclusion: kick Foreman to the curb. Instead, we decide to simulate Heroku’s behavior by parsing and running the Procfile ourselves. In the process, we fall victim to one of the classic blunders. (No, not going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Worse.)

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